Some Alternate Phrases Men Can Say Instead Of “We’re Pregnant!”

“We’re finding it difficult to sleep because my wife has leg cramps, hip pain, and swollen hot feet, and I wake up every time she farts.”

Elizabeth Simone
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readOct 16, 2023

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“We’re having a baby!”

“We’re feeling sick a lot these days because my wife is growing a human in her…

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Elizabeth Simone
Slackjaw

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