How To Tell If You’re At A High Holidays Service Or If You’re Just High

If you’re jonesing for some apples, honey and Challah bread, you’re at a High Holidays service. If you’re jonesing for some stale croutons with Kraft cheese and mustard, you’re just high.

Elizabeth Simone
The Belladonna Comedy
3 min readSep 23, 2022

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