10 Signs You Are in A Toxic Relationship With Nate Silver

Elizabeth Simone
2 min readNov 4, 2020
  1. You Keep Breaking Up and Getting Back Together: You’ve been “on again/off again” with him for over a decade, ever since he started fivethirtyeight.com. Four years ago you dropped him, saying “OMG, that jerk was so wrong” and swore you’d never go back. But alas, here you are again.
  2. Obsessing: You check his social media before bed and then have trouble sleeping because you are so nervous about how tight the race is in Georgia.
  3. Your Friends Are Sick Of Your Obsessing: At first your friends were excited to gush…

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Elizabeth Simone

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