Elizabeth SimoneinSlackjawA Michelin Star Menu Of Stuff That I, The Parent Of A Toddler, Have Sadly EatenMélange of tortilla chips and sand-encrusted Cheerios hand-harvested from the depths of the diaper bagOct 2030Oct 2030
Elizabeth SimoneinJane Austen’s WastebasketBetterHelp Ads If They Were Honest About How Crappy It Is To Be A BetterHelp TherapistGet 10% off your first month with promo code: NO PAID BENEFITSJul 118Jul 118
Elizabeth SimoneinFrazzledQuiz: Your Baby or Your Schoolyard Bully?Find out who’s taunting you!Jun 5Jun 5
Elizabeth SimoneinThe Belladonna ComedyIntroducing Rogaine for Babies©The brand middle-aged dads have trusted for years, now for infants!Apr 26Apr 26
Elizabeth SimoneinThe Belladonna ComedyQuiz: Breastfeeding or Capitalism?Late Night Feeding or Late Stage Bull!@#$?Dec 13, 20232Dec 13, 20232
Elizabeth SimoneinSlackjawSome Alternate Phrases Men Can Say Instead Of “We’re Pregnant!”“We’re finding it difficult to sleep because my wife has leg cramps, hip pain, and swollen hot feet, and I wake up every time she farts.”Oct 16, 20235Oct 16, 20235
Elizabeth SimoneinThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to This Cozy Two-Bedroom Home That Could Be Yours for Over a Million DollarsThis place is really quaint, which is definitely not real-estate-speak for shockingly small considering the price tag.Oct 11, 20234Oct 11, 20234
Elizabeth SimoneinGreener Pastures MagazineClassic Baby-Making Songs Rewritten for IVFGirl, let’s make a baby using assisted reproductive technologyAug 29, 20232Aug 29, 20232
Elizabeth SimoneinJane Austen’s WastebasketThe Road Not Taken Because The Whole Thing Triggered My AnxietyTwo Roads Diverged In A Wood, And I– I Was Freaked OutJul 14, 20232Jul 14, 20232
Elizabeth SimoneinGreener Pastures MagazineNorfolk Southern CEO, Alan Shaw, Visits The Antiques RoadshowThese tracks date all the way back to the Civil WarFeb 28, 20231Feb 28, 20231